
Classic Promulgations
Here are all of the Promulgations sent prior to Jan 1st 2001. Some of the content can be a little
colourful so if you are easily offended or under age - then do not proceed.
If you'd like to be included in my daily mailouts then just drop me a mail (there's nothing funky about it atm).
| Number | Date Sent | Promulgation |
| PP000 - Jan 1 | 01 January 1999 | Penguin's Promulgations - Explained |
| PP001 - Jan 1 | 01 January 1999 | New Y2K Solution |
| PP002 - Jan 2 | 02 January 1999 | Post Festive News |
| PP003 - Jan 3 | 03 January 1999 | New Years Resolutions... Dieting |
| PP004 - Jan 4 | 04 January 1999 | New Year's Partying |
| PP005 - Jan 5 | 05 January 1999 | Who's afraid of the big bad Wolves mascot |
| PP006 - Jan 6 | 06 January 1999 | Feel the Force |
| PP007 - Jan 7 | 07 January 1999 | Redneck family tree |
| PP008 - Jan 8 | 08 January 1999 | Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield |
| PP009 - Jan 9 | 09 January 1999 | Great Minds of Our Time |
| PP010 - Jan 10 | 10 January 1999 | Business Vocabulary |
| PP011 - Jan 11 | 11 January 1999 | Plastered |
| PP012 - Jan 12 | 12 January 1999 | Burl and the Gorilla |
| PP013 - Jan 13 | 13 January 1999 | Best Film Sites |
| PP014 - Jan 14 | 15 January 1999 | Redefinitions |
| PP015 - Jan 15 | 15 January 1999 | Speeding |
| PP016 - Jan 16 | 16 January 1999 | Shipwreck |
| PP017 - Jan 17 | 17 January 1999 | Just Deserts |
| PP018 - Jan 18 | 18 January 1999 | Insanity in the workplace |
| PP019 - Jan 19 | 19 January 1999 | Too Much of the 90's? |
| PP020 - Jan 20 | 20 January 1999 | Man goes to the doctor... #1 |
| PP021 - Jan 21 | 21 January 1999 | Sexual Law Around the World |
| PP022 - Jan 22 | 22 January 1999 | EuroEnglish |
| PP023 - Jan 23 | 23 January 1999 | Man goes to the doctor... #2 |
| PP024 - Jan 24 | 24 January 1999 | Introducing Suiso Beer |
| PP025 - Jan 25 | 25 January 1999 | Sing Along with the Teletubbies |
| PP026 - Jan 26 | 26 January 1999 | Microsoft Requiem |
| PP027 - Jan 27 | 28 January 1999 | Stages of Life |
| PP028 - Jan 28 | 28 January 1999 | Man goes to the doctor... #3 |
| PP029 - Jan 29 | 30 January 1999 | Thought for the day #1 |
| PP030 - Jan 30 | 30 January 1999 | Sex by profession |
| PP031 - Jan 31 | 31 January 1999 | Quickie |
| PP032 - Feb 1 | 03 February 1999 | Microsuck |
| PP033 - Feb 2 | 03 February 1999 | Only in America |
| PP034 - Feb 3 | 03 February 1999 | The Price of Brains |
| PP035 - Feb 4 | 05 February 1999 | Tommy Cooper Classics |
| PP036 - Feb 5 | 05 February 1999 | Put downs... |
| PP037 - Mar 14 | 14 March 1999 | Slim |
| PP038 - Mar 15 | 15 March 1999 | Run Down Lawyers |
| PP039 - Mar 16 | 16 March 1999 | The warming power of thighs |
| PP040 - Mar 17 | 17 March 1999 | St Paddy's Day Joke |
| PP041 - Mar 18 | 19 March 1999 | Pinnochio |
| PP042 - Mar 19 | 19 March 1999 | Engineer Dog |
| PP043 - Mar 20 | 21 March 1999 | MacGregor |
| PP044 - Mar 21 | 21 March 1999 | Choose the force |
| PP045 - Mar 22 | 22 March 1999 | Stereotyping by nationaility :) |
| PP046 - Mar 23 | 25 March 1999 | Thought for techies... |
| PP047 - Mar 24 | 25 March 1999 | Literary suicide |
| PP048 - Mar 25 | 25 March 1999 | Virus Alert! 'Bad Times' |
| PP049 - Mar 26 | 26 March 1999 | Corporation of the 90's |
| PP050 - Mar 27 | 27 March 1999 | The Wit of Steven Wright |
| PP051 - Mar 28 | 28 March 1999 | What Movies Teach Us About Real Life |
| PP052 - Mar 29 | 29 March 1999 | Reeling in the years :) |
| PP053 - Mar 30 | 30 March 1999 | Three Bulls |
| PP054 - Mar 31 | 04 April 1999 | Confusion? |
| PP055 - Apr 1 | 04 April 1999 | Confucius... |
| PP056 - Apr 2 | 04 April 1999 | World records held by women |
| PP057 - Apr 3 | 04 April 1999 | Man goes to the doctor... #4 |
| PP058 - Apr 4 | 04 April 1999 | Too Canadian?... |
| PP059 - Apr 5 | 05 April 1999 | Virus Help (serious, sorry) |
| PP060 - Apr 6 | 06 April 1999 | Amazing! |
| PP061 - Apr 7 | 07 April 1999 | Nestle of little help |
| PP062 - Apr 8 | 08 April 1999 | Alanis Auto-lyrics Generator |
| PP063 - Apr 9 | 09 April 1999 | Alanis #1 "Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live" |
| PP064 - Apr 10 | 09 April 1999 | Beer Support Guide |
| PP065 - Apr 11 | 09 April 1999 | Blood lust |
| PP066 - Apr 12 | 15 April 1999 | Piano player in a whorehouse! |
| PP067 - Apr 13 | 15 April 1999 | Useful phrases |
| PP068 - Apr 14 | 16 April 1999 | Dog Bites Man |
| PP069 - Apr 15 | 16 April 1999 | Sexist? nah! |
| PP070 - Apr 16 | 16 April 1999 | More 4men & 4women |
| PP071 - Apr 17 | 18 April 1999 | Taxidermist Joke |
| PP072 - Apr 18 | 18 April 1999 | Words that should exist |
| PP073 - Apr 19 | 18 April 1999 | 'Yemen Done Me Wrong' |
| PP074 - Apr 20 | 21 April 1999 | Blues Singer's Woman Permitted to Tell Her Side |
| PP075 - Apr 21 | 21 April 1999 | On the phone |
| PP076 - Apr 22 | 21 April 1999 | Humerous Virus Alerts |
| PP077 - Apr 23 | 23 April 1999 | A little office prayer |
| PP078 - Apr 24 | 23 April 1999 | The Drunk Leprechaun |
| PP079 - Apr 25 | 25 April 1999 | Time's A Changin'... |
| PP080 - Apr 26 | 27 April 1999 | Real Inspirational Office Posters |
| PP081 - Apr 27 | 27 April 1999 | God and Man |
| PP082 - Apr 28 | 28 April 1999 | Playing it by ear |
| PP083 - Apr 29 | 29 April 1999 | The train now departing... |
| PP084 - Apr 30 | 30 April 1999 | Twisted Fairy Tales |
| PP085 - May 1 | 01 May 1999 | Dog & Fox |
| PP086 - May 2 | 02 May 1999 | The discerning man |
| PP087 - May 3 | 03 May 1999 | Dogs Comprehensive |
| PP088 - May 4 | 04 May 1999 | They'll hire anyone these days... |
| PP089 - May 5 | 05 May 1999 | It's started!... |
| PP090 - May 6 | 07 May 1999 | Man goes to the doctor... #5 |
| PP091 - May 7 | 07 May 1999 | The newer Testment |
| PP092 - May 8 | 07 May 1999 | Blondes bring it on themselves |
| PP093 - May 9 | 09 May 1999 | Haiku #1 - Cat Haiku |
| PP094 - May 10 | 10 May 1999 | the cunning ventriloquist! |
| PP095 - May 11 | 11 May 1999 | A bridge to Hawii!? |
| PP096 - May 12 | 12 May 1999 | A tough jigsaw |
| PP097 - May 13 | 13 May 1999 | Manchester Olympic Bid |
| PP098 - May 14 | 14 May 1999 | Work Virus! |
| PP099 - May 30 | 30 May 1999 | English is a stupid language |
| PP100 - May 31 | 31 May 1999 | Words that should exist #2 |
| PP101 - Jun 1 | 02 June 1999 | Date with an Essex Girl |
| PP102 - Jun 2 | 02 June 1999 | Engineers Explained |
| PP103 - Jun 3 | 03 June 1999 | Talking Clock |
| PP104 - Jun 4 | 04 June 1999 | Engineers and Accountants |
| PP105 - Jun 5 | 06 June 1999 | Cross-Eyed Rottweiler |
| PP106 - Jun 6 | 06 June 1999 | Cow-isms |
| PP107 - Jun 7 | 07 June 1999 | Man goes into a bar... #1 |
| PP108 - Jun 8 | 08 June 1999 | Top 10 Things Men Know About Women! |
| PP109 - Jun 9 | 09 June 1999 | Actual Newspaper Headlines |
| PP110 - Jun 10 | 10 June 1999 | German Footballers |
| PP111 - Jun 11 | 11 June 1999 | F*%king French :) |
| PP112 - Jun 12 | 11 June 1999 | What men know (a short email) |
| PP113 - Jun 13 | 15 June 1999 | Brunching Shuttelcocks! |
| PP114 - Jun 14 | 15 June 1999 | Lord of the Rings |